If Men are From Mars, It's No Wonder I'm Single

I have had all of these things that I have wanted to blog about....
But, obviously, I have not. I have not blogged about them.
Blame it on my hectic schedule. Blame it on my laziness. "Blame it on the weatherman", as B*Witched used to sing. (Ha... B*Witched. Does that ring a bell to any other child of the 90's? Please say yes.)

Anyway.... the hotel has free internet (WAH?! Since when does that ever happen?!) and so I felt that I must post something.
So, here goes. A little something.

Have you ever thought about the fact that maybe men and women communicate differently?
Well, it turns out they do. Surprised? Uh... Probably not.
It seems like this idea beats me across the head everyday. Maybe multiple times a day.
So.... without discussing the why or who does it best, I would instead like to gather stories from everyone.
What humorous stories do you have regarding this topic?

And just to help you get a little more pumped about this, I decided to include a few classics.
Behold:

So...

1. These movies are classics. And maybe a little old. Whatevs.

2. Quoting them is encouraged, whether you be male or female. 

3. I am really starting to feel the fact that I only slept for an hour last night.

4. Did you catch the fact that my "post" was really just asking you all to do something? Huh. Win.

I am reading a really great book that was recommended by one of my professors. I can't wait until I get a little further and can post about it. It's so great! Get pumped, my peeps. Get pumped. 

(Or, as we said as young squadlings: "P-U-M-P, Pump it up!")